That Dude Done Seen a Sasquatch

A dude on vacation in the North Carolina mountains took the following video with his phone while walking his dog Zippy near his rental cabin Thursday morning. It's pretty easy to assume this dude is a loopy nutbag who somehow mistook a bear for Bigfoot, until you watch the video, which definitely looks like footage of something that is not a bear getting chased off by Zippy's yappy dog yaps. This is a tough one. Because that shit looks like a goddamn Sasquatch. And if there's anyplace a Sasquatch is likely to exist, it's the mountains of North Cackalack. Then again, could just be a backwoods local fucking with out-of-towners.