The Jenner Girls Are D Crazy

Following for your enjoyment is a Vine of Kylie Jenner doing a lap dance atop Kendall Jenner (respectively, the youngest and next-to-youngest of the clan, in case you don't keep up, which good for you) while both gleefully lip-synch the chorus to the New Boyz love ballad "Freak My Shit," which goes as such: "Put yo ass on my dick, and pose for this shit / OK now freak my shit, freak my shit..." No matter what one might think of these fair maidens, there is this much to be said: While most of their species tend to operate on a basis of cloaked thoughts and desires, the Jenner girls refreshingly eschew any such covertness.

Life Is Garbage

This started out as a test post just to use as an aid in designing the layout of the site, and for whatever reason, the picture of garbage you see here seemed like a good placeholder. But maybe the choice of a garbage picture wasn't all that arbitrary. Maybe it was a subconscious manifestation of a deeply rooted belief that our entire existence ultimately amounts to one steaming pile of refuse. Either way, pictures are fun.

Welcome to Schtupped.com

What is Schtupped.com? That remains to be seen. But if there's one thing that can be said, it's this: Who doesn't like schtupping? Nobody, that's who. So naming a website for it seemed like a pretty mother-flipping bright plan if ever there was one. If you agree, maybe this is the site for you. If not, hey, nobody's holding a gun to your head.